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Danger Demotivational Poster


TAGS: army danger
Rating: 4.93/5

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Airman - April 30, 2014, 5:21 pm
fall of 69
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2014, 2:46 am
Nice. What year was this, or are you at liberty to say?
Airman - April 29, 2014, 7:59 pm
I enlisted in the AF. I was about to be drafted and the AF seemed a better route at the time
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 29, 2014, 5:14 pm
Which did you serve as Airman?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:58 pm
All or those are second to an officer of any rank saying "Fix bayonets".
fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:37 pm
Do the rank translations, and this list works for the Navy, as well.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:29 pm
I've had to listen to all of them at one time or another. 5commisions
MilDoc - May 20, 2011, 7:10 pm
Perfect, Airman!


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a perv!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....




TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice one aggy!



TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL

DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...

PLEASE NOTE - Fines are to be paid in advance.

TAGS: danger death fines
Rating: 4.26/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:38 pm
Well OBVIOUSLY there's a fine. First some poor sod has to trip the breakers and scrape what's left of your fried ass off the tracks and then there's a shutdown and investigation that probably, all told, causes $10,000 or so in losses for every fried idiot
Eddygp - June 22, 2012, 10:11 am


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....

FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.




TAGS: dangerous ignorance stupidy
Rating: 2.41/5

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Sean - January 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Hey, that's Martin Luther King, Jr. ... the quote, not the chick.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2009, 4:59 pm
Genuis...pure and simple


TAGS: anger danger
Rating: 4.83/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:53 pm
Earn those red wings!

THE BRAVEST - Those Who Have The Clearest Vision of What is Before Them, Glory And Danger Alike, Yet Goes Out To Meet It Anyway ...

TAGS: bravest bravery glory danger cyclist
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:14 am
Know as 'Casualties' by the Mountain Rescue Teams in my neck of the woods. And bloody stupid by every local.
pratham - January 10, 2012, 3:02 am
They strike me more as a Adrenaline junkies.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 4:45 pm
That's only until nature reminds you again who's the boss... usually in a painful way !
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
When Your Young, You Don't Think You Can Die !
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 8:57 pm
There is a very fine line between bravery and stupidity and, to me, they are some of the least intelligent humans on Earth. But I'm not in his shoes on a bike over-looking sheer death... So he has to be a little brave !
Iconoclast - January 8, 2012, 8:39 pm
Are they the "Bravest" or just the "Dumbest?"

REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive

Wile E Coyote -

TAGS: coyote fan rock danger
Rating: 4/5

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Bandit5906 - May 30, 2014, 11:22 am
Looks like a woman?



TAGS: bossy cute dangerous cubby
Rating: 5/5

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Reycolons619 - January 12, 2011, 11:59 am
all he said was their names but it seems like someone has some sand in his culo...
culos - October 12, 2010, 2:01 pm
Duh! Thank you Captain Bobvious
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:59 pm

ehem...he got the names right because they are the female version of their South Park counter parts.
culos - October 12, 2010, 4:39 am
This is SAD! You really can name them... Get a life, find a girlfriend you can touch, no matter how ugly it's still better than having paper cuts in your member!
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
Lets see we have Kenisha, Erica, Kyley and Stanislawa

WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."

BUNGEE JUMP - Never try it without supervision

TAGS: danger jump
Rating: 3.95/5

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corbett06 - April 9, 2011, 5:14 pm
in essence she has clackers instead of knockers huh?
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:11 pm
Actually, now that I'm looking at this, her boobies look like those "clackers". Just hold her up by the head and "clack" away.
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:10 pm
Ok, I feel sorry for this girl. Totally disgusting, but obviously she doesn't feel that way. Well, more power to her (I guess).


TAGS: evil dangerous drowning pools
Rating: 3.32/5

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Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:31 am
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:30 am
The rat-monkey made me do it
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 11:20 am
Punctuation was particularly rough... now he has a period from his colon.
agdaniele - March 27, 2011, 11:15 am
You had all the right intent, and a good point.... but I've never seen a sentence meander this much. Did punctuation sneak into your bedroom at night and touch you when you were young? Why the aversion to it?
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 10:47 am
Was this posters text dictated by the little rat-monkey on the far left of the pic? My dog can form a better sentence.
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 6:02 am
Therin lies the pleasure; garnering unease from those effected
ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:00 am
Interesting attempt at the English language.

SNAKES - More dangerous on escalators than on planes.

TAGS: snakes escalators dangerous
Rating: 3.18/5

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shinigami_cav - June 10, 2010, 7:13 pm
soon you will see a movie whit that name

CREATIVITY - It's the wicked mother of all the bloody accidents


WEIGH YOUR OPTIONS - The dangers of P.M.S. vs. the opportunity of a lifetime.


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.

TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?



TAGS: usaf air force aircrew women armed dangerous c 130
Rating: 2.7/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:17 pm
mattress delivery? no wait dishwasher delivery, or is it an airborne sammich maker expo?
Cloudchaser - March 15, 2010, 12:25 am
Especially if it's an AC-130 gunship


TAGS: danger cute death run cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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ambslashrat - July 5, 2011, 8:55 am
hate to be that guy, but it's on upside down... yes, i hate myself now.
rerun - January 2, 2011, 5:00 pm

she looks like a "squeaky toy"

ANGER - Is only one letter short of danger.

THE MORGUE - A more dangerous place than we initially thought.

ADVICE FOR NEW COLLEGE STUDENTS - Major in beer and Tri-Delts, lower your golf handicap, and marry the boss' daughter.

TAGS: rodney dangerfield graduation advice
Rating: 4.47/5

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rudeboy308 - July 10, 2011, 4:22 pm
Rodney is awesome by himself in Back to School. Then he made it even better with Sam Kinison as the crazy history teacher and the cameo from Kurt Vonnegut. The Vonnegut bit is dear to my English major heart. Thanks for 5 L's.
Arvantillian - July 10, 2011, 7:49 am
had to 5-L, for Rodney was the man, and the movie was awesome
huuddathoughtit - July 9, 2011, 11:30 am
Rodney was the man!!!


TAGS: fearless dangerous
Rating: 3.17/5

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asdf - November 1, 2009, 9:48 pm
... is not the first thing i'd be worrying about a few miles up in the sky.



TAGS: dangerous geezers humor
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - October 1, 2016, 1:20 pm
I'm too old to fight but too young to die.so the only option left is that you die and that's OK with me.
GaryO - September 11, 2013, 8:31 am
there is no 'may' in the kill aspect, there is a 'will' however... 5 rounds, sonny
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2013, 4:22 am
If you win, you'll look like a bully that would pick on an old man. If you lose, that's even worse!


TAGS: charlie oompa danger candy cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

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Cubbybear - March 1, 2011, 10:13 pm
Great (dirty)minds
culos - March 1, 2011, 9:58 am
great minds.... #119832 Like yours, good enough for 5 chocolate bars


TAGS: fast jerk driver danger cubby
Rating: 4.76/5

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Iconoclast - January 27, 2011, 8:10 pm
Unfortunately they are easy to identify during the winter as they try to drive as if the roads are clear and dry. They do, however, create business for insurance adjusters, tow trucks and lawyers.
Cubbybear - January 27, 2011, 9:13 am
Thanks Ice
ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 11:21 pm
Tis' true. 5

A ROLLING PIN, HUH? - you know something bad is going down when the most dangerous guy of all is a woman

TAGS: rolling pin woman danger
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2012, 5:16 pm
Dude, it's because women are more ruthless than men. Plus, they don't have nay rules, just look at how they rip their faces off. At least men have a "below the belt" rule.


TAGS: latinas beauty danger women cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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rerun - July 25, 2010, 5:37 pm

I will take my chances
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 5:35 pm
Careful down there... I hear they might have.... thorns down there. Rose thorns, perhaps?
rerun - July 25, 2010, 5:33 pm

Oxygen, must have


TAGS: travel greencard danger rerun
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:01 pm

5L from me but dude i think you should lay off of aggy with these zingers.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:21 pm
Love it!

Meltdown immenent -

TAGS: danger warning caffeine levels critical low coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.9/5

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maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:09 pm
I Got That One .


TSUNAMI - A kid in Japan without a cell phone? LMAO.

TAGS: tsunami scram danger wave
Rating: 3.4/5

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ICEMAN - March 3, 2012, 10:07 pm
What's with the frakkin tunnels lately?


TAGS: zucchini danger confusion
Rating: 2.5/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 4:01 pm
Don't forget the balls
Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:50 pm
I rather suspect she knows exactly what she's doing.
LogicDude - July 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
Yep. Confused the maker of the poster already!
agdaniele - July 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
Cucumber. (soon to be a pickle)


TAGS: mc hammer kids danger
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 7, 2012, 7:31 pm
Trea5ured memories.
fan4camping - May 7, 2012, 7:21 pm
5L because it reminds me of me and my lil brother at that age

BIG BALLS - Being Able To Step Out Of Your Comfort Zone & Do Something Really Stupid

TAGS: balls work idiot danger death
Rating: 4.41/5

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NobodySpecial - July 29, 2012, 12:50 am
big crane - it's a standard way of demolishing buildings where it's too crowded for demolition. You push the rubble down the elevator shaft one floor at a time.
SethMythrax - July 28, 2012, 8:26 pm
Let's hope so for the sake of the operator..
MPsniper - July 28, 2012, 10:39 am
photoshop, or similar.
SethMythrax - July 28, 2012, 1:28 am
Ya, thats what I 1st thought too. Must be a City with little Workers safety on their side, lol........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 28, 2012, 12:35 am
My guess?....crowded city, Massive helicopter.....there is no way that this machine climbed that building.
SethMythrax - July 28, 2012, 12:29 am
The Lord only knows that one my Friend....
SethMythrax - July 28, 2012, 12:28 am
this is crazier than workin the machine on top of the building. Id be freakin out the crawler would slip at 30 feet above the pavement. Nice Find....
SteveFurlong - July 27, 2012, 6:27 pm
MPsniper - July 27, 2012, 5:12 pm
ok....so....please tell me how....the track hoe....got up there....in...the...first...place?


TAGS: warning centipedes danger hazard
Rating: 4.19/5

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culos - January 28, 2011, 5:33 am
and iof you do it, do it well, you missed a number of obvious spelling mistakes that make it clear that the creator of this poster does not have English as his/her first language.
culos - January 28, 2011, 5:32 am
@hermit57: A word of warning, nobody likes a Nazi, especially if that Nazi has not contributed one single poster to the site....
hermit57 - January 28, 2011, 2:59 am
Ouch, who hurt you? By the way that's "ruin their liVes" not lifes.

HINDSIGHT - Becomes everything when you call the number you found in the stall of the bathroom at the bar last night.

EVERY ROSE HAS IT'S THORN - The Internet is fraught with danger—be very careful. There are a lot of evil people out there.

GRANDPA! NOOOOO! - But you can't say we didn't warn you.


TAGS: life time human nature evade reality consequences curiosity danger joke friendship overrated
Rating: 3.17/5

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Woodywood03a - February 24, 2010, 6:42 pm
You are damn right!!!


FALSE WARNING - You honestly expect us to believe that marriage is behind that sign?

TAGS: false warning sign danger marriage
Rating: 2.74/5

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God - August 30, 2008, 2:29 pm
haha.. nice.

REMEMBER - your balls are never THAT safe!

TAGS: danger
Rating: 2.69/5

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THEY'RE ENDANGERRIFFIC! - Out now, our special limited edition flavor: Extinctberry Wild Animal Crunch!

TAGS: doris extinct animal cereal endangered funny
Rating: 2.44/5

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SeanieG123 - October 14, 2008, 2:31 am
also comes in panda, polar bear, and meerkat!

RABBITS - So dangerous you need an 8 foot steel fence to keep them out.

TAGS: animal dangerous
Rating: 1.75/5
DrunkenDave101 - October 28, 2009, 5:25 am
Well of course, those little buggers sure can jump high!

Paparazzi -

Stranger Danger -

Vengeful deers -

Precisely -

Dangerously In Love -


TAGS: secret admirer stranger danger
Rating: 4.86/5

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lgvernon - October 10, 2014, 3:49 pm

She Polly shrieked at you, too, huh? Sent the whole duct tape, dead gophers, and chocolate sauce idea right out the window, too.
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 8:20 am
Yep, I had a stalker once. Creepy. Wherever I went, there she was, twenty feet ahead of me.


Sincere Apology -


TAGS: lion danger crap privacy
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
Just goes to prove that 1 lion is a lurker! 5L!

The Wealthy - exempt from everything -


Hung Like A Moose -


TAGS: valium dads danger child wives
Rating: 4.25/5

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crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:09 pm
nice debut Sam =)

HOO BOY!! - I just swam in from Sheboygan and man are my fins tired!! Take my wife! Please...

TAGS: rodney dangerfield crab classic standup comedy
Rating: 4.13/5

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MO - March 12, 2010, 9:29 pm
That you're crabby? Don't hate me Sean. I at least threw Rodney in instead of Henny ... That's something right?
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
You are. You should be. And, LOL!
Sean - March 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
Likening Henny Youngman to a parasite that eats and then replaces the tongue of a fish ... how the hell did MO get here before me? I know, I know, I'm an arrogant prick for saying this out loud, but I can't be the only one thinking it.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Ahhhhh... Maria... Revolution Blvd, Tijuana. I know her well.


TAGS: tribute to airman can you hear the song i went to the dangerzone something something dangerzone
Rating: 4/5

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Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:31 am
...and the Lord striketh it down! Told ya.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:22 am
HaHa!!! I saw that comin' as soon as I clicked POST COMMENT!
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:21 am
I'm on my 8th Guinness... I just dropped a strong one, too... what's your point?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:20 am
I just dropped a strong one in the queue, Aggy. That said, who knows though.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:19 am
At least he didn't take the volleyball route.
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:18 am
Last I checked... yes. Yes it is.
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:17 am
Okay, fine... how about "Mavericky" Wait is that a word?
MrRandom - December 19, 2009, 12:16 am
Highway toooooo the dangerzone
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:15 am
5L, yes... but gangsta?
Produceman117 - December 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Gangsta. 5.


TAGS: alluring dangerous exotic fun
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 9:44 am

top right speaks to me.

Warning -

STAYING PUT - The journey of a thousand miles, historically, has a very high mortality rate.

TAGS: journey danger
Rating: 3.86/5

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hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:14 am
Mmmmm! Roasted leg of man! Yummy!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2012, 9:32 am
What's For Supper ?

Blondes -

barnacles -

LIFE - Eventually you get screwed

PRE-INTERNET PREDATORS - Not very subtle but equally as dangerous just the same.

CHANCES - There is a good chance this is not going to end well.


TIGERS - Strike from beneath, hold tight, perform the death roll.... works every time

POOL PARTIES - Britney's are a little different to most

danger isis -

Black -

Honesty -

TAGS: honesty dangerous blind date organ harvest good thing mine is silver
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:10 am
Luuuuv this, Silvie!! Mine's black! LOL! 5 goth lions


TAGS: cooking danger fire
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 24, 2016, 2:28 pm

Mmm-hmm that charcoaly goodness.
JesusWept - July 23, 2016, 1:28 pm
I gotta try that. ^^^^^Up

One Night Stand -

Shared Stupidity -

TAGS: stupid share cliff danger
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 20, 2016, 2:36 am
No form of stupidity surprises me anymore. UP yours



TAGS: clown macabre dangerous horror poster
Rating: 4.91/5

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rerun - January 29, 2016, 8:10 pm

I hope it's me laughing
MissPriss - January 29, 2016, 2:33 am
Go for another set of 5's over at Shivers dear!

Going off to war -

TAGS: war battle danger family fear
Rating: 4.71/5

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Pushkin - January 4, 2016, 7:15 pm
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:15 pm
Push----- even though we don't have to wait for snailmail anymore so we get to talk to our deployed family members more often, still, never easy till they get back. Excellent!!!!!! 5L

Beware of the quiet ones -

TAGS: danger of the quiet ones
Rating: 4.17/5

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mizzdizz - February 9, 2016, 9:08 pm
Thanks, JW!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
JesusWept - February 9, 2016, 9:06 pm
LOL good one! It's a...HOOT!! L L L L L
mizzdizz - February 9, 2016, 4:56 pm
Thanks, R-69! Glad you got a kick out of it!
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 4:44 pm
Not digging the font choice but I can relate with the message...
mizzdizz - February 9, 2016, 2:29 am
Thanks, guys! RL, I can think of a FEW possible victims... I WISH computer was fixed! I just got time to warm a chair for a few hours for the first time in days! 'Puter still limping. No time to fix it yet. Bummed!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 10:45 pm
Somebody got her 'puter fixed!
Reality Lord - February 8, 2016, 9:43 pm

planning to murder someone dizz? LOLOLOLOL5

Blind Date -